The Virgin Mary adopts a child whose parents can't care for and grows up in Heaven, one day Mary has to go away and says the girl can enter any of thirteen doors except the last one, which obviously means she enters.
The Holy Trinity was in there and when it's light touches the girls finger it becomes golden. Mary kicks the girl out of Heaven since she refuses and takes her voice away.
She ends marrying a King, because fairy tales, but when she has the first child with him, the Virgin Mary takes the baby away since she still won't confess she opened the door.
She does this three times, and by then the King thinks the girl is eating the child and ties to a stake to get burnt to death. She finally confesses and Mary returns the kids and gives her a happy life.
A cook named Grethel (Wow, we actually get a named protagonist) prepares two roast chicken for her master and a guest, but the guest doesn't arrive and the master leaves to find him.
Meanwhile, Grethel drinks a bit, takes a drumstick that looks a bit burnt, then takes the other to make it even, then takes another drink... until it's all gone.
When the master is back, she tells him to sharpen the knifes as the food will be ready soon, only to wait for the guest and tell him her master intends in cutting his ears off and when he flees, she tells her master that the guest took the roast chickens with him.
Another horrible story, a boy loses his parents and a judge gives the child to a rich family, who obviously treat him horribly and beat him daily.
One day he realizes he won't end his chores in time, so.... he tries to commit suicide. He drink something that should have been poison, but didn't do nothing, then he drinks wine thinking it's poison and stumbles drunkenly into a grave and.. just dies?
Wow, this tale ALSO seemed like it was written by Donald Trump...
Adam and Eve, who for some reason live in a house with more than a dozen children, get ready for a visit from God and tell all the ugly children to hide. When God blesses the children with a future as a King and similar, Eve brings out the "ugly" children and God gives them peasant jobs and justifies saying we need these jobs but yeah... It's implying only handsome people are worthy or a better place in the world.
Wow, this story must have been written by Donald Trump... or at least a Repuplican.
A rich man enters Heaven and gets a great fanfare and is greeted like a king, a poor man enters and is received.... OK? Sorry, only rich people get the REALLY good reception.
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